"that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
The hot and the cold are both so intense, put ‘em together-it just makes sense!
Asked by leif0
You just like making my days, don’t you? Okay, I’ll try because you’re you and you’re awesome! (I’m really not nice)
1. I guess it’s nice that I’m goofy, yet I can be serious if you need me to be. I’ll be making jokes and laughing one moment, but if there is a change in the atmosphere I would stop and be respectful.
2. My touchiness, I’d say it’s nice because no one has said I creeped them out…yet? hahah! I see it as just me being affectionate to the other person so..yeah. (I don’t even notice I do it)
3. Oh! Random, I think my body temperature is just amazing. I’m always warm.. I’m always told that specially during this time of the year. I’d only be wearing a shirt, but I’m still warm? Idk, it’s weird. CUDDLE BUDDY! No takers? ..okay
4. I want to say I’m funny, but my humor is probably different from a lot of people. I’ve been told that my humor is dry, I like it though! Oh and I easily laugh if I’m in the mood, unless I find the joke stupid.
5. I love deep conversations, that’s nice right? I have so many questions about everything.. so if you don’t want me to keep asking you about random things, I advice for you to stay away from me, just kidding!
(Please don’t think I’m lame!)
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Best part of this is that I had stuffed crust pizza for dinner tonight.
Dates with an awesome person > pizza.
did they fucking stutter? PIZZA»»
i get sick of people, i never get sick of pizza.
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen